I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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