Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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