how can u be prego again
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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