Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize