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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  It's worth it.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  How worth it?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Back door worth it

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  farters have to be the big spoon...

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• (512): View more from Texas

  it hurts more in the daytime

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt

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• (914): View more from New York

  2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs

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• (408): View more from California

  She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face

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• (619): View more from California

  I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome

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• (310): View more from California

  Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream

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