C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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