Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
farters have to be the big spoon...
it hurts more in the daytime
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream