I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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