maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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