I didn't shave. On purpose
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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