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first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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