Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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