i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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