That's intense
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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