That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.