I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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