so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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