Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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