i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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