If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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