I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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