The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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