I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class