Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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