i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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