i just google imaged poop.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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