I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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