She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i would one night stand the shit outta him
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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