if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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