im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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