also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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