He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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