How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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