Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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