is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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