i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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