It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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