does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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