You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
im holly from the hills drunk
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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