"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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