I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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