I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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