just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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