I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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I'm at about main and main street
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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