I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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