Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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