And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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