Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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