Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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