I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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