...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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