My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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