This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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